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Pyramid Garden

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Tourists in Egypt

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Have your people call my people."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Romans.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

How to create a password you can remember...

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'Mummy' clocking into to work