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"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Escher exhibition first floor

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

"Writer's block?"

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'