Pyramid Puzzle Lover T-Shirts

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Writer's block?"

Man and brain

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."