Lover Of Puzzles T-Shirts

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Locksmith

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Human Recources Management

"You complete me."