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"You never helped us dig, so you go last."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Mensa Travel: 'To qualify, you must answer me these questions three...'

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Scavenenger's hunt.

At the Chinese fingercuff factory.

'I can't remember whether we take the left fork or the right fork of the road.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Fly Strip Bathroom

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Cool!... Your turn."

Lifeboat in a Bottle

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Eldrow

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!