Picture Taker Gifts

'People are the same everywhere!'

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Feel free to take notes."

Bad hair day!

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Giraffe Selfie

Candid Camera store.

Office pics on dinner table.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fall on a desert island

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'