Pyramid Builder At Heart Gifts

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Playing Pyramids

Sand Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Pyramid Graffiti

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"OK, who's the joker?"

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Pyramid Garden

Egyptian Dog House.

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'