Pyramid Builder At Heart Pillows

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Sand Pyramids

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

Pyramid Graffiti

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Pyramid Garden

Egyptian Dog House.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

"Our records show that you haven't filed an environmental impact statement."