Pyramid Planner Gifts

Egypt Home Depot. Pyramid Plan. Hey, Akhmed! Where do we keep the one million limestone blocks?

Tourists

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Writer's block?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

IMHOtep

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

Pyramid UFO...

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists