Pyramid Planner Gifts

Tourists

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Writer's block?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

IMHOtep

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

Pyramid UFO...

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."