Pyramid Builder Gifts

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Writer's block?"

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Museum.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"