Payday Player Gifts

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Spot the fur ball.

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Are you going to move?"

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Hole Sale

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...