Payday Celebrators Gifts

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Jumping Man

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

Theatrical Christmas.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Are we nearly there yet?