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"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Jumping Man

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Theatrical Christmas.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

The first birthday gift.

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Man holding a birthday cake.

'Born again birthdays don't count.'