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'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"