Pay Package Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'Special Delivery!'

Think Big - 'I want a rise - a big one.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Here are today's numbers: I earn $1369 per day, an increase of $548 per day over my previous job...'

'I could be happy with less.. but I'd rather be ecstatic with more.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

GP pay award wheel.

"The salary is excellent and the benefits are outstanding. So... which would you prefer?"

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

"Guess what, Mark - We all got raises."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

'Indian art. It reminds me of coming home on pay day.'

'I prefer to be paid six monthly, my wife only kisses me on pay day.'

'I'd like the IRS to collect more taxes from me. Would you give me a raise?'

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."