Care Package Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Packaging Russian Dolls

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Letter Collecting Nerd

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

'Special Delivery!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Christmas package.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'It's perfect!'

Another delivery by UPMS.

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

Care for the elderly.

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Sorry, I don't like your opinion either, can I have a fifth?"

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."