Care Package Craftsman T-Shirts

"I'm mailing a care package. It's important that our soldiers overseas know we're still thinking about 'em. It's my contribution to the war effort."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Arts and crafts

Fragile stamper.

Education and Apprenticeships

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Multitool Knife

'I had a cough at the time!'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Stage producer.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Pottery

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Making Totem.

Christmas package.

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Painters

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

Caleb at work

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

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