Content Craftsman T-Shirts

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Counting ribs

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

This Message Has No Content

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Lovely dovetail."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."