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Copywriter for Deodorant Commercials

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Bad Interview Technique

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Tony Blair

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Stage producer.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

Vote

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"