Literary Sailor Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Book Sailing

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A writer goes sailing.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

No Money

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

UFO Romance

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

GREENLAND

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Franken-Cat

"Three Morons At Sea."

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"