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'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Shall I let them breathe."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'It's a treasure map.'

"How many letters can you read?"

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Walking the Plank.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Fishing for Litter

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"Your job will be to make these results look Stellar."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'