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"I guess this is me."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

In basket-case.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Fish and color

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Big business is not evil

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'