Profit Predator Mugs

Don't panic!

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'