Portion Predator Mugs

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Fruits and vegetables

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Don't panic!

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Diet Food...& lots of it

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

"How did I find my steak? Well I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."