Portion Predator Mugs

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Fruits and vegetables

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Go large or go home!

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Birthday cakes for Dieters...

Don't panic!

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Diet Food...& lots of it

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"The cub holders are for your smaller drinks."