Portion Police Mugs

Start their day with a smile by gifting a witty 'portion police' mug. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs bring humor to mindful eating while being a fun conversation starter.

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Police Feline Unit

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"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar." mockup

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'Come out with your fins up!'

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'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

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'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.' mockup

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'I thought forty is the new thirty.' mockup

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was." mockup

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

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"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!" mockup

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

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Penguin identity parade

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"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?" mockup

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

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"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?" mockup

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!' mockup

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?' mockup

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!"

"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!" mockup

"It's a driverless car! I'm humoring the dog!"

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"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!" mockup

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

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"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!" mockup

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

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'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.' mockup

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

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'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.' mockup

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

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London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

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Go large or go home!

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"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar." mockup

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!" mockup

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

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'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.' mockup

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

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"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?" mockup

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

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"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt." mockup

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

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"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris." mockup

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

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"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!" mockup

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

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'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.' mockup

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

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Portion Police Mugs Collection

Portion Police Pillows

Check out our playful 'portion police' pillows, adding humor and comfort to any living space while showcasing a fun approach to healthy habits.

Portion Police Prints

Browse our delightful 'portion police' prints, perfect for adding a humorous touch to your kitchen or dining area with a clever design.

Portion Police T-Shirts

Discover our witty 'portion police' T-shirts, designed to bring fun to your casual wardrobe and celebrate mindful eating with a smile.