
C.E.O.s deserve respect.
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C.E.O.s deserve respect.
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."
'And finally, there is the universal solution.'
Money Bar.
"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."
'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'
"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
Greed.
"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."
'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''
"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."
"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."
Counting dollars
'The rich get richer, but what do the poor get?'
"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."
Member of the Fortune 5 Million
'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'
'Don't blame the lawyer!'
Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.
Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."
"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"
"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'
Breaking Through
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