Deposit Defender Gifts

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I will avenge you, Father."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

They Looked like Protesters to Me

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Job Stress.

'I am an unhappy employee.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Save the Cacti.

Menifee Madness

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Ginger Breadman

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."