Deposit Defender Gifts

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I will avenge you, Father."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Deforestation

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Job Stress.

Save the Cacti.

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Careful!—she'll become enraged if she senses the slightest threat to her clients."

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Ginger Breadman