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Dollar Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the inventive and protective nature of a dollar defender? Our collection features witty and artistic creations perfect for creatives who love to safeguard their ideas and investments. These thoughtful items add a touch of humor and inspiration to their workspace or home, making sure their creative genius is always appreciated and well-guarded.
'I'm starting to worry. The Doctor said I was as sound as the Dollar.'
IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!
"Welcome to the future"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
Political convention
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
No Soliciting
Trump secret police
An informed voter is a good voter
Harry S. Truman
Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.
Trump
Unanimous voting.
"America’s leaders since 1980"
'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'
'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'
'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'
Ukraine Crisis
Human Rights and the USA
"AI chat bot"
"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."
US Capitol Building Toppled
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service
Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.
Human rights
Vote: Have your photo ID ready!
Free press.
Hang in There Democracy!
Dollar Defender Gifts Collection
Dollar Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the creative and protective spirit of dollar defenders—perfect for brightening any morning.
Dollar Defender Pillows
Check out our pillows that bring humor and personality to the space of every dollar defender—great for adding a whimsical touch.
Dollar Defender Prints
Discover prints that celebrate creative protection and wit—ideal for inspiring any space of a dollar defender.
Dollar Defender T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for those who fiercely guard their ideas—fun, witty, and perfect for creative souls.