Asset Protector Gifts

"There's nothing left. He made sure all his accounts were hacked."

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I see you've security marked your property."

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Thar she blows!'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.