Estate Protector Gifts

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Trump leaving

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Igloo for birds.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"