Property Protector Gifts

Looking for a gift for your property protector? Whether it's a superhero homeowner or a vigilant neighbor, find humorous and heartfelt products that honor their dedication to keeping spaces safe. Our collection offers everything from mugs to art prints that speak to their guardian spirit.

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No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted

No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted mockup

No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted

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"She's a good housekeeper, divorced 3 times and kept the house every time!"

"She's a good housekeeper, divorced 3 times and kept the house every time!" mockup

"She's a good housekeeper, divorced 3 times and kept the house every time!"

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"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road." mockup

"Whoa now, hold on hold on! I just wanted to read that sign there. I couldn't see it from the road."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year? mockup

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

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'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?' mockup

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

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Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future mockup

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

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'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.' mockup

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

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The Environmentalist

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North Pole

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Deforestation.

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Nature versus commerce.

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:' mockup

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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Natural Disasters

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We finally reached net zero emissions." mockup

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

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'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...' mockup

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

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Child protects planet with umbrella. mockup

Child protects planet with umbrella.

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean." mockup

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

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"I love you too, big guy."

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...' mockup

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

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Global Warmer 2000.

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"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment." mockup

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

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Just Stop Boil

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Climate Crisis

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Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too... mockup

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

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"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!" mockup

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

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Property Protector Gifts Collection

Property Protector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that honor property protectors—perfect for their morning coffee or tea ritual with a humorous twist.

Property Protector Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring witty graphics for property protectors—add personality and humor to any room.

Property Protector Prints

Browse our stylish prints that highlight the pride and humor of property protectors—an ideal gift for their home or office.

Property Protector T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts celebrating property protectors with clever sayings and designs, perfect for everyday wear.