Intellectual Property Protector Gifts

"I'm not taking any chances."

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

'I thought you were just trying to steal my idea!'

Cease and Desist

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Statue of Security

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'