Copyright is aways right
Intellectual Property Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the vigilant defender of ideas and originality? Our collection for the intellectual property guardian combines humor and thoughtfulness, ideal for someone who takes pride in safeguarding creativity. Whether it's a quirky mug, witty t-shirt, or charming print, our products are designed to celebrate their vital role in innovation and originality, making them smile while acknowledging their important work.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
"What's a patent?"
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
Sue the Author 3PM
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
US Capitol Building Toppled
"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."
"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"
"Plagiarist!"
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
Intellectual Property
'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'
'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'
The Economy of Ideas
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'
Copyrighted Ideas
Copyright and copyleft
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!
"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."
Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture
Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?
"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."
Patents office
'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'
"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."
'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'
'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'
'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'
'But what about the 4th Amendment?'
Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."
'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'
Intellectual Property Guardian Gifts Collection
Intellectual Property Guardian Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the clever and dedicated world of intellectual property guardians—great for their coffee break.
Intellectual Property Guardian Pillows
Find charming pillows that give a nod to the guardianship of originality—perfect for their favorite relaxation spot.
Intellectual Property Guardian Prints
Boost their workspace or home with prints that salute the keepers of innovation and creativity—touching and fun designs to inspire.
Intellectual Property Guardian T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that honor the hard work and humor of those who protect creative ideas and innovations.