Idea Guardian Gifts

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Worry tank

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Soldier armed with a pen.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Elevator Pitch

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

"People were steal his ideas"

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

New Idea

"What's the big idea?"

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.