Innovation Guardian Gifts

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Hate Platforms

"Any questions?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"People were steal his ideas"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Computer Crimes

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'No cheating'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Information Security

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Computer Virus