Innovation Guardian Gifts

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

Hate Platforms

"Any questions?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"People were steal his ideas"

Computer Crimes

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'No cheating'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Information Security

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'