Innovation Insider Gifts

Department of Innovation

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

The original paperless office

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Space for Lease.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"It will scare away our competitors."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The Invention of the Wheel