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Department of Innovation

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The original paperless office

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Evolution.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"It will scare away our competitors."

Congratulations Strike Over!

The Invention of the Wheel

Space for Lease.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'