Intellectual Property Gifts

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

'My client pleads not guilty to copyright violation, Your Honor, on the grounds that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Copyrighted Ideas

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

'There are new procedures for intellectual property rights...'

'He had a forune in intellectual property, and yes, he DID take it with him.'

'Plagiarist.'

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

Intellectual property developer.

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'Now, don't quote me without permission - all this wisdom is copyrighted.'

Intellectual Property

"Before I give you all my answers, maybe we should discuss the intellectual property rights."

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"I'm sorry, Henri. I don't think you can sue every science teacher for 'defamation of effect'."

"And if your idea is really good, who knows we might even pass it off as our own."

"Simple. He plagiarized me, I plagiarized him."

Copyright is aways right

"Actually I've always been a copycat."

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."