Intellectual Property Attorney Gifts

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

'Hey that's my song. That's copyright infringement.'

Trademarked answer in math class.

'We're foreclosing on your intellectual property.'

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Don't worry...our copyright will survive.'

A class action suit chips away at a trademark.

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

'Intellectual property theft? Come on...my client stole an idea for a reality show. How intellectual can that be?'

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"Are these, uh, copyrighted?"

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

Hands off my IP!

"What we really need to invent is the PATENT!"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"I guess all you need is love and a good intellectual property attorney."

Remember, men, we're only after their intellectual property. C C.

Jones

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. Forty-some years ago, The Beatles wrote "All You Need is Love." I would repeat the lyrics, but The Beatles have been known to sue. I guess all you need is LOVE and a good intellectual property attorney. Tomorrow, our quest continues.

What do you mean bipedalism is patented?

Sue the Author 3PM

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"