Patent Attorney Gifts

"After fire and the wheel, it was only logical to invent the patent attorney."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

Money Tree

Caveman regrets inventing fire when the patent lawyer shows.

'I've invented copyright.'

Stone-age Patents

"That's the patent number."

"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"

'Sure, it's a great invention, but what about liability?'

"Well, did you invent fire or simply discover a product of nature? It makes a difference..."

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

North Pole Dispute

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

'If the next guy who walks in here also has one of these things, lets beat the living daylights out of him.'

Patent Attorney.

Two doors, 'The U.S. Patent Office ' and 'Office of Totally Worthless Ideas.'

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Primate patent office

US Patent Office: 'It's been done.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

Patent Office

Two cavemen are sat at the patent attorney each with half a wheel.

"I call it a dumpty."

Love Potion Rushed to the Patents Office.

"Not another in-vitro immunization and mycoplasm screening-serum extender."

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

Patents office.

The man who discovered human error...