Intellectual Property Lawyer Gifts

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Copyrighted Ideas

Stone-age Patents

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

'There are new procedures for intellectual property rights...'

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

Copyright and copyleft

"Look man. You invented big wheel. Me invent small one. Totally different product. No infringement."

Paranoid scientists.

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

'Just try to collect.'

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"This new product is going to need a big budget for research and development."

The man who discovered human error...

"Here's a new bill to pay. . . intellectual property tax!"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Intellectual Property Thief

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Intellectual Property

"To finish, I would like plagiarize something quotable."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."