Intellectual Property Lawyer Pillows

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Copyrighted Ideas

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

Stone-age Patents

'There are new procedures for intellectual property rights...'

Copyright and copyleft

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Look man. You invented big wheel. Me invent small one. Totally different product. No infringement."

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

Paranoid scientists.

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

"It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

'Mine's a time machine. I pop in to see if there are any good ideas, then go back and file the patent first.'

'Just try to collect.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

Intellectual Property

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

"This new product is going to need a big budget for research and development."

"To finish, I would like plagiarize something quotable."

Intellectual Property Thief

The man who discovered human error...

"Here's a new bill to pay. . . intellectual property tax!"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'