Patent Lawyer Pillows

'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'

Patent Office.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Oh, oh! This could be a major legal problem. It looks like the wheel was patented.'

The Guy Who Invented the Wheel

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

We have the patent on this actual virus I'm afraid, you'll have to pay us royalties.

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"Yes, you also invent wheel, but me invent PATENT!"

"Traffic was murder on the way over here"

'It's a time machine, but it only goes forward in time. There, you see? I've just arrived here from two seconds ago.'

Inventor of a time travel machine

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

"Good luck at the patent office"

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.