Patent Lawyer Pillows

'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'

Patent Office.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Oh, oh! This could be a major legal problem. It looks like the wheel was patented.'

The Guy Who Invented the Wheel

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

We have the patent on this actual virus I'm afraid, you'll have to pay us royalties.

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"Yes, you also invent wheel, but me invent PATENT!"

"Traffic was murder on the way over here"

'It's a time machine, but it only goes forward in time. There, you see? I've just arrived here from two seconds ago.'

Inventor of a time travel machine

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

"Good luck at the patent office"

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Sue the Author 3PM

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Plagiarist!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'