Patent Defender Pillows

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Patents office.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Cashless Society is Here

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Money Tree

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

USA 2030

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

Patents office

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

Collective Shrug

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."

"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

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