Patent Lawyer T-Shirts

Celebrate the wit and professionalism of patent lawyers with t-shirts that feature humorous and smart designs. Perfect for casual days or workwear that shows their expertise in patent law.

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'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'

'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.' mockup

'Mine does the exact same thing - but without the tassel.'

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Patent Office.

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'It's okay, they're with me.'

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'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.' mockup

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

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'Oh, oh! This could be a major legal problem. It looks like the wheel was patented.'

'Oh, oh! This could be a major legal problem. It looks like the wheel was patented.' mockup

'Oh, oh! This could be a major legal problem. It looks like the wheel was patented.'

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The Guy Who Invented the Wheel

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'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.' mockup

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

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Caveman goes to get the wheel patented. mockup

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

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We have the patent on this actual virus I'm afraid, you'll have to pay us royalties.

We have the patent on this actual virus I'm afraid, you'll have to pay us royalties. mockup

We have the patent on this actual virus I'm afraid, you'll have to pay us royalties.

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"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself." mockup

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

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"Yes, you also invent wheel, but me invent PATENT!"

"Yes, you also invent wheel, but me invent PATENT!" mockup

"Yes, you also invent wheel, but me invent PATENT!"

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"Traffic was murder on the way over here"

"Traffic was murder on the way over here" mockup

"Traffic was murder on the way over here"

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'It's a time machine, but it only goes forward in time. There, you see? I've just arrived here from two seconds ago.'

'It's a time machine, but it only goes forward in time. There, you see? I've just arrived here from two seconds ago.' mockup

'It's a time machine, but it only goes forward in time. There, you see? I've just arrived here from two seconds ago.'

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Inventor of a time travel machine mockup

Inventor of a time travel machine

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'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.' mockup

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

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"Good luck at the patent office"

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"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes." mockup

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

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"What's a patent?"

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"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger." mockup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.' mockup

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired." mockup

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

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Sue the Author 3PM

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'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?' mockup

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention." mockup

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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Is plagiarism the same as value adding? mockup

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?" mockup

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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"Plagiarist!"

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"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

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Intellectual Property

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'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.' mockup

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

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Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property. mockup

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

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'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.' mockup

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

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Patent Lawyer T-Shirts Collection

Patent Lawyer Mugs

Looking for more witty and professional mugs for patent lawyers? Explore our collection of clever mug designs perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

Patent Lawyer Pillows

Shop our humorous and stylish pillows designed for patent lawyers. Add personality to their office or home with these fun decor pieces.

Patent Lawyer Prints

Decorate their workspace with our exclusive patent lawyer prints. Clever designs that celebrate their profession and add a touch of humor to any room.