Intellectual Property Consultant Gifts

'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'

Patent Office.

'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'

'Need I remind you, Doctor, that you signed over intellectual property rights to the lab?'

'He had a forune in intellectual property, and yes, he DID take it with him.'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

"Do you still refuse to run pirated software?!"

"I'll be done with this chapter on copyright infringement when I rip a few more graphics from the internet."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'No one stole your act - and he won't appreciate being accused of doing so when he's not here to defend himself.'

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'I've invented copyright.'

'While it's true it is your intellectual property, it's the Baltic Avenue of intellectual properties.'

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

'We're being followed.'

"Everyone is twittering huh? Well I don't know what that is but I'm sure I can sue for copyright infringement!"

Hands off my IP

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Patent Attorney: Optical Illusion.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Satya Nutella

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

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