"My, my, we're just a little overprotective of our proprietary knowledge, aren't we?"
Intellectual Property Manager Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for an intellectual property manager? Our collection features witty, professional-themed items that honor their skill in protecting ideas and brands. Whether it's for work anniversaries or just because, find something that makes them smile and shows appreciation for their crucial role.
"What's a patent?"
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
Sue the Author 3PM
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."
"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"
"Plagiarist!"
"'C' is for free CONTENT!"
Intellectual Property
Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'
Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.
Art Plagiarism
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'
'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'
"That guys is stealing my data!"
The Economy of Ideas
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'
Copyrighted Ideas
Copyright and copyleft
Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture
'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'
"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."
"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!
Patents office
Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?
'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'
'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'
Intellectual Property Manager Gifts Collection
Intellectual Property Manager Mugs
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Intellectual Property Manager Pillows
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Intellectual Property Manager Prints
Browse our selection of prints celebrating intellectual property management—ideal for inspiring their workspace or home office.
Intellectual Property Manager T-Shirts
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