Asset Protector Mugs

"There's nothing left. He made sure all his accounts were hacked."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Evolution.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"That's an everblue."

'Thar she blows!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'