Money Protector Mugs

'We'd like protection insurance against greedy bankers.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Art Theft

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Deadly sales figures...

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

Remembering passwords.

"He's not the elephant in the room. He's the elephant that never forgets all the computer passwords."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."