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"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Money Bar.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

The Red Carpet

Trickledown economics

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!