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Affluenza.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

The Red Carpet

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

Low standard of living

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

'How rich is too rich?'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'